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Strangest Virus We Have Ever Heard Of

Strangest Virus We Have Ever Heard Of
Corona Virus Strain

Yesterday, Health Chief Administrative Secretary Dr. Mercy Mwangangi, while speaking at Afya House during the daily corona virus briefings, confirmed 254 more postive cases.

As of 24th June, Kenya’s total number of confirmed positive cases stood at 5, 206.

The ministry’s Distribution data of the new cases in terms of counties is as follows;

Nairobi (127), Mombasa (36), Migori (29), Kajiado (22), Kiambu (12), Busia (9), Uasin Gishu (5), Muranga (3), Machakos and Kilifi, (2), cases each, Nakuru, Siaya, Taita Taveta, Garissa, Isiolo, Kakamega, and Kisii, one (1) case each.

Dr. Mwangangi also stated that 41 patients were discharged in the last 24 hours, taking the total number of recoveries to 1,823. Two more died rising the number of fatalities to 130.

Dr. Mwangangi thanked health volunteers that are supervising home based and isolation care programs.

“As I conclude, I would like to thank our healthcare workers as well as the Community Health Volunteers who are supervising the Home Based and Isolation Care program for their commitment and dedication. The success of this program depends on them,” added the CAS.

Here is an opinion as to why this Coronavirus is the strangest virus we have ever heard of.

It’s very dangerous in the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it ONLY target schools, but then dies at quarantine centres which are within the same schools!

It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at a small shop but not at big Supermarkets. It fears where a sausages and TWO beers are sold and can’t spread when you are buying beer.

It lives for two days on delivery boxes from Uganda and you must wait 48hrs to touch them but dies immediately on the deliveries from china.

It can’t survive on takeaway coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of coffee at some fancy cafes is safe.

Curiously without any research it has been said to live on church pews & hymn books but dies in political parties gatherings & parliament like in the other day’s Jubilee meeting at KICC.

Sadly it is claimed to be spread by hair stylists, Pastors & priests, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers.

It’s so smart. It won’t bother the first 15 people in funerals and weddings but knows when the 16th person shows up. So be careful if you are the 16th. It even knows what you want vs what you need.

For instance, if you want to go to church it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it but If you need to go to the supermarket, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away.

It also seems to be most dangerous after 9pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations.

When it is found in State House or Kamukunji Police Station life continues. But if found in an apartment all MUST be quarantined!

If found in Mombasa Old Town and Eastleigh, a LOCKDOWN is imposed. In Kibera despite the numbers, handshake must be respected!

People in Nairobi have been looked within Nairobi Metropolitan area because they will transmit the Virus to locals in upcountry. But still, the Virus has found its way across the country.

WHAT an intelligent virus!!!